THIS is what happens if you mess with Wayne Rooney

Footballer Michael Gray is still sporting a painful black eye a week after he was punched by the furious England ace in a Manchester restaurant.
Rooney, 20, had dealt a single blow to Blackburn Rovers star Gray after he "repeatedly" asked for a threesome with his fiance Coleen McLoughlin.
Manchester United striker Roo, a promising boxer in his youth, astounded fellow diners by reportedly hitting loud-mouthed Gray in the left eye - without even leaving his seat.
Yesterday, Gray - who all week has been wearing dark shades to cover up the injury - looked glum as he watched his team draw with Sheffield United from the stands.
An onlooker said: "He didn't look happy and the bruise around his eye looked awful. Rooney obviously delivered a killer blow."

Wayne Rooney Will Be A Changed Man Says P Diddy

P'Diddy says he promises Wayne Rooney will be a "better footballer" after they spend a weekend partying together.Rooney paid a £20,000 charity pledge at David Beckham's World Cup party in May for a trip to New York City with the rapper.Combs is so determined to show Rooney a good time, he is convinced the sports star will return to England a changed man."I promise you when he comes back he'll be playing better football," he said."After he comes to New York, we'll probably be cousins. It'll be a non-stop party with lots of sexy ladies."