THIS is what happens if you mess with Wayne Rooney

Footballer Michael Gray is still sporting a painful black eye a week after he was punched by the furious England ace in a Manchester restaurant.
Rooney, 20, had dealt a single blow to Blackburn Rovers star Gray after he "repeatedly" asked for a threesome with his fiance Coleen McLoughlin.
Manchester United striker Roo, a promising boxer in his youth, astounded fellow diners by reportedly hitting loud-mouthed Gray in the left eye - without even leaving his seat.
Yesterday, Gray - who all week has been wearing dark shades to cover up the injury - looked glum as he watched his team draw with Sheffield United from the stands.
An onlooker said: "He didn't look happy and the bruise around his eye looked awful. Rooney obviously delivered a killer blow."